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"(973): composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals."
- New Jersey (via textsfromlastnight)
I did Molly in a batwoman costume.
I think that’s all that needs to be said. The rest of the story just tells itself.